omj there was a lizard in my room just now and i totally freaked out. So there i was, wanting to go to the toilet to put my towel after my beauty bath. And then, i saw something sticking out of the door thingy. You know the turning part of the door and the wall. yeah whatever. So, I got closer to see what was that horrible thing sticking out. And guess what, it was a lizard's head! Cuckoo bird! I was like omg omg omg. And then i retreated to my bed.

And I did a super bimbo thing. I used my hp to call home. My dad picked up the phone and ask me where i was?!?! And i told him there was a lizard and of course asked him to come catch it. So thank god he came. He brought the housefly whacker thingy and whacked the lizard?!?! and then he wrapped it up in a tissue and flushed it down the toilet bowl. YAY MY LIFE WAS SAVED. i was screaming throughout. can't help it ok. what would you do if u saw a lizard? And then i keep having illusions that the lizard will crawl into my mouth, ears and nose. It's so disgusting!

Ok poor lizard but i had no choice! It's either the lizard or me. And of course the lizard's gotta go. stupid lizard. No wait, it's all my brother's fault. He must have been eating again and not bringing the plate down. cuckoo bird. Boys are such filthy creatures. No sense of hygiene.

But then again, if my dad wasn't there i don't know what i'll do. I think I won't dare to sleep. I'll just keep staring at the stupid lizard. Once there was a lizard on the wall at the stairs. I wanted to go downstairs but the lizard was there, obstructing my way. So, I did yet another bimbo thing. I stucked my tongue out at the lizard. Then it moved. It's like it knows what i'm thinking. gosh what's in a lizard's mind. I don't even wanna know. Probably some evil plan on how to take over the world and make humans vanish from earth.

I told winteng about this. Then she was like, "woman don't be afraid of the lizard! the lizard's scared of you!" You know what woman, I'm still scared of lizards and i still hate them as bad as ever. They're so filthy! I've got lots of bad experience with lizards. There was once when one crawled on my feet! And i can tell you the feeling is disgusting!